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[26 Feb 2007|06:55pm]
bananas go bad in a week. half a week if you're constantly shaking them, Ryan.
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To the Crew [31 Jul 2005|04:05pm]
[ mood | thirsty ]
[ music | kings of leon ]

We get older. I'll be bald soon, genetics are a stupid fuck3r. I'm not balding or anything yet, but , I think it's inevitable and stuff. Whatev, I'm goin to the mall. - <3Erin

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To the Crew [31 Jul 2005|04:02pm]
[ mood | thirsty ]
[ music | kings of leon ]

We get older. I'll be bald soon, genetics are a stupid fuck3r. I'm not balding or anything yet, but , I think it's inevitable and stuff. Whatev, I'm goin to the mall. <3Erin

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To the Crew [31 Jul 2005|03:58pm]
[ mood | thirsty ]
[ music | kings of leon ]

We get older. I'll be bald soon, genetics are a stupid fuck3r. I'm not balding or anything yet, but , I think it's inevitable and stuff. Whatev, I'm goin to the mall. - <3Erin

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[27 May 2004|01:34pm]
Here it comes, the mega blow you away update that is 2 paragraphs long!

It is my summer now, my school is better than ever, but my grades aren't. My guitar playing is better than ever, but my grades aren't.
I make films still too! This summer I predict I'm making 2 short scripts that are already written, then one more bigger 15 minute movie, then I'm writing my senior opus script which I want to be around a half hour or so. I need to think and think to come up with something interesting enough to make a 30 minute movie about.
i-tunes is amazing, I have 23.4 days of music on shuffle, "Cold Turkey" just came on, after this Radiohead/Portishead song ended, but don't even get me started on i-tunes Rodney.
Now all I have to do is get a setlist together with either myself, or someone else like dylan or my sister, or get a band together with dylan and other people like my sister or somebody that I haven't met yet. I just got back from camping at the Warren dunes with friends too, and I rode bikes in the city yesterday, Frisbee today at 3. I have a million great friends too. but my grades aren't.

BYE! ill be funnier next time
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[24 Feb 2004|10:15pm]
www.ryan-whitney.com
Implayingshowsnow
and my life is moving too fast to actually make a long "update" entry!
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[31 Aug 2003|11:43am]
Important announcement from the band:

Dear Friends,

As the founder of the "The Arch Dices" I regret to inform you that we are no more...Jimmy and I had a falling out involving the new EP "TGT" and everything went downhill from there...I love you guys, and I cant thank you enough for the support....For now, I'm going out on a national acoustic tour of mostly small venues so look out for me....In the meantime, you can still check out the amazing shirts that my friend Kyle Smitten created from that beautiful mind of his....And you can still find out information and ask any question regarding me or the band by just emailing Stephanie Gritch, our fanclub president at StephanieGritch@ryan-whitney.com

See ya round
rock on everyone
Ryan Whitney
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[13 Aug 2003|03:27am]
I think Willis likes me....
should I ask him out??!

reply
1 for yes
2 for no
or
2 or 1 for I hate tom



No offense Dave.
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[19 Jun 2003|01:04pm]

i'm a winner.


presented by rooney fan base


WOOOOHOOO!!!
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[17 Jun 2003|10:22am]
I forgot to tell you that the lucky winners for the "Be IN Our Music Video" contest are as follows:

Joe Pass, Ft. Lauderdale FA
Jim Ruthenberg, Gretchen MN
Kyle Ticklesmith, Smoothentein CA
Fred Schill, Chicago IL
Vellan Ross, Kankakee NM
and
Tom Massey, OakLawn IL

if you didn't win, we have a contest every month so watch out for it!
Congratulations winners.
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[17 Jun 2003|10:15am]
Hey guys...sorry it's been soo long but me and the band have been keepin up on the songwriting and hopefully we'll be out with our second EP soon. We thought of a name "Golden Treehorn and the Stegasaurus from Maryland" will soon come out so be on the lookout...If you have any question email the president of our fanclub StephanieGritch@ryan-whitney.com bye all
-Ryan
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On the road again [28 May 2003|07:15am]
Me and the band just played in Tuscon...it was alright..the crowd wasnt too into it but no crowd can be like the one LA was....I lvoe you guys, thankyou for supporting us sooo much...Well I gotta go Jimmy the bassist is tootin his horn!!!! Peace Love and Apple BUtter
RYAN WHITNEY

Its a crying shame that Im not a cowboy.
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heyehey [25 Apr 2003|06:20am]
Hey,i'm in california.isn't that crazy? right now i'm on a real california computer!!! it's pretty great out here,but i miss everyone. (Especially Sunny) Nobody is getting any gifts! (Except Sunny, James, and Mark) So don't be expecting anything! I don't have alot of money! See everyone Sunday. Fuck all of you! Fuck you very much! Love Peace and chicken grease!

-Whitney
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[24 Apr 2003|06:47am]
Im goin to school soon. No one turned the lights out in Memphis. I want to blow the tires out of a truck carrying delay pedals and then steal all of them.

I start my tour soon. It's gonna take up pretty much all of my summer. First stop. Florida, or as the townies call it Flower I'd A. Get it? JewJewJewJewJew.

God, I'm learning so much from that indian tribe that moved in with me. For instance, JewJewJewJew is an Indian way to laugh.
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Id like to introduce you to my new friend. Insom Niac (hes arabian but dont point it out) [29 Mar 2003|05:24am]
I was tired at midnight....Silly me cant get too sleep....

So after an hour of laying in bed tryin to fall asleep I got up and watched Phone Booth....it was alirht

AT THE END HE DIES!

If I ruined it Im sorry. But youve probably all seen it already considering it comes out next week.

BYE
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good god [28 Mar 2003|04:07am]
I just realized that the entry before last mentions me being afraid of a meteor coming down, and then it happened. Freaky. Reminds me of Rosemary's Baby when the Baby writes a live journal entry about a meteor and then 2 weeks later a meteor comes down.
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[28 Mar 2003|03:50am]
So I tried to meditate just now, and one of my speakers fell on my thumb. It hurts. Fuck meditation. (not referring to Meditation the person, but meditation, the act of relaxing your mindstate. SORRY Meditation!)

Yesterday I was cleaning my room *thoroughly this time, and my mom called me from upstairs. Don't people know to not call people at 2AM? Being the homophobe I am, listening to an episode of "Home Movies", and cleaning my room I ignored her. She didn't give up though, so here's what I did. I ignored her some more. But this one wasn't a quitter, oh lord she wasn't Ill tell you. She finally made her way into my room and by then I had gotten to organizing the bookshelf. No need to look at her, I said to myself while Alphabetizing my fossils books.

"Hey Ryan?" "Yeah?" I said. "You know when we were watching that movie a couple hours ago, and we saw that huge flash of light in the windows?" "Yeah" I said, tending to my books. "Lighting right?" I asked. There was silence. I dropped the books in my hand. "Right?" "No it wasn't Ryan." My mom seemed spooked. I made plans to turn around and look at her slowly and dramatically when she delivered the news to me.
"They don't know what it is, but there is a fire 2 miles long a couple towns away, and they're telling us to stay away."

I turned around slowly and dramatically, and the camera zoomed in on my face.
I whispered "It's happening." and the theme song from 'Signs' kicked in.

After listening to the radio all night they found out that it was a **UFO crash landing


-*a statement.
-** A meteor.

True story.

I was thinking of doin this computer up the butt, but i don't want to hurt it.

Well I'm off to do other stuff with my spring break time.

O ya, by the way, my show at the metro was muy GOOD! thanks to everyone that came out.
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Pastrami [11 Mar 2003|03:34am]
Just think about it....you'd be eating pizza and playing dungeons and dragons with your friends when it happens like....THAT KAPOW! Gravity turns upside down, and half of the population's necks break on the ceiling. Not to mention all the cheese stuck to the ceiling...Or should I say floor. Everything raises to the ceiling, or should I say LOWERS to the FLOOR. This my friends is our new way of existence. No going outside in fear of falling to your utter doom in space. I'm sure I would get used to it....As long as my neck doesnt break THAT IS! GUHGAHGLAGAGLAGLA!

Holy shit...I don't know where to go. I heard a story of a small meteor going through this womans leg when she was watching tv in her house or something. Just went right through her leg. If her head was there shed be dead. I mean this fucking meteor was like a small pebble. Theres no where to go to be safe. I mean if you go somewhere to be safe how the fuck do you know if its collision course is your safe place. Or if you think youve outsmarted it by not moving at all, and it goes through your fuckin elbow or some FOCKED up SHIT FUCK! What if it's as big as a house and then it doesn't matter where you go! fuck....were fucked, im gonna die I know it.
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AHHHH!!! [21 Feb 2003|11:34am]
Oh my god Im in computer class right now....I hope FattyFat the teacher (thats what we call him cuz hes fat) doesnt see this...OMG brittany is watching me...BRITTANY IM GONNA FUCK YOU HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAA.....Well I gotta go, the bells gonna ring.


SO hows yer shit everyone. I ask this because I care..
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[05 Feb 2003|05:10am]
I have a new band with kids at my school.
We're playin the metro next month
come one come all
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